Saturday, October 29, 2011

the golden fly

the golden fly is a very evil villain that is a enemy to aliens and humans. he is after revenge on one alien named 627. she is the queen of aliens and the last tobey the only alien that can defeat the golden fly.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Zargag

The zargag is a gorilla like creature. It is either blue or yellow. Its tail head and sides are covered in sharp horns. If you touch a horn you will get zapped. The zargag has huge bat like wings. He is 3 to 5 feet tall. If you want a zargag then your crazy! It is almost impossible to train one. But here is how to train a zargag and get one. At night leave out some broccoli to attract the creature. If you leave broccoli out every night the creature will make a home in your yard. After 3 nights go outside to search for the creature. Look for plants that fell over dung and footprints.Once you've found the creatures den go inside with some broccoli and perfume because the creature hates perfume then drop the perfume on the ground to tell the zargag you do not want to hurt him.Then start training him.     

Friday, April 22, 2011

Smudge

The smudge is one of the nicest monsters.He also makes a good pet. It is easy to catch one. Just leave out the following items.

  • small container of water
  • grapes or strawberry's
  • fabric or felt
Now soon you should have a smudge in your house. Smudges come in the colors pink, red, blue, and green. When you get your smudge there will be lots of things you need to know. Smudges are vegetarians. There favorite foods are grapes, strawberry's, plums and oranges. The smudge is to inches tall as a newborn. But when its full grown it is seven inches tall. It may destroy your house though so its a huge responsibility. To destroy your house it will leave holes in the wall rip up paper and knock things off shelves.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

The shylock

The shylock is a under water creature. It eats any type of shark. To kill the shark it it zaps the shark to make a whole. It zaps the sharks heart so it dies then the shylock has food. If you are on a boat and you see a shylock stay away. It is not a friendly monster it will eat you. Many people get shylocks stuck in there pool. It is hard to get rid of them. But this may help get rid of one.First leave a trail of raw meat out of your yard and try not to hold the meat for to long. If the creature smells you on the meat it will stay in the pool.If  you have a bird cage around your pool leave the door open. The following items are what you need.

  • mask
  • raw meat 
  • gloves
  • flash light to scare creature

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Dorpca

The Dorpca is the most hideous monster yet.He is a small bug like creature.He has a stinger at the end of his tail. they like to live in houses with lots of bugs for them to eat. They eat ants spiders wasps and scorpions.It hates mint  water and bright lights.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Bed monster

you may think that monsters under the bed is a fairy tail well its real. But don't be scared. the bed monster will not eat you in your sleep. if you bug him he might try to scare you but he will not hurt you. it is easy to get rid of one. leave your door open then put a cup of honey in a room with a door. find a hiding place close to the door. then if the Bed monster goes in side lock him in and mace sure the window is open so he can leave.

christmas calico

This is no ordinary cat this is the Christmas Cat! this cat is rainbow and her fur is the colors yellow, red, blue, and green. she is very rare and only eats fish, basil, and mice if it has to. if you want to attract one just leave out a blanket and some food and water. you must be patient though.